10 Exclusive Social Networks You Probably Can’t Join

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  1. ASmallWorld
    One of the first exclusive European social networks, ASmallWorld only accepts "people from the world of high art, based on three criteria." You need to be invited by an existing member, but even then, admission isn’t guaranteed. The network is run by Swiss entrepreneur Patrick Liotard-Vogt.

  2. Decayenne
    Founded in 2001 by three German businessmen, Decayenne is one of the earliest elite social platforms. Membership is typically by invitation only, though you can request access directly. The founders describe it as an “oasis of inspiration and entertainment” for “cosmopolitan, independent, meaningful, tolerant, liberal nonconformists.”

  3. Beautifulpeople
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder — especially here. To join, you must submit a photo that will be reviewed by existing members. If you’re not accepted, feel free to blame your genetics. On the plus side, the platform supports multiple languages, including Russian.

  4. Qube
    Created by London-based luxury concierge service Quintessentially, Qube caters to global business elites. It offers members access to exclusive travel, networking, and private events. Invitations only.

  5. HotEnough
    Much like Beautifulpeople, HotEnough is a social network (or dating site) for the physically attractive. To get in, you’ll need to pass a visual screening — upload three photos and wait for the community to judge you. You’ll need at least 25 points to join, and you must maintain a minimum rating to stay in.

  6. Teazel
    An invite-only network for surfers (yes, the ocean kind, not web surfers). Members are expected to be socially active and keep the conversations flowing. Teazel has a global user base, most of whom probably answer to “Brad.”

  7. Squ.are
    Billed as “the most comprehensive, elite and exclusive habitat for those who feel, understand, own and appreciate all things luxury,” Squ.are is essentially a digital playground for the ultra-wealthy — full of home videos showing off fast cars, designer accessories, and private islands. Invite only.

  8. LifeAt.com
    Live in a luxury condo in London, New York, or LA? That could be your ticket in. LifeAt.com connects residents of high-end buildings so they can host parties, network, and gossip. You’ll need an invitation to join.

  9. Affluence.org
    Membership is free — if your net worth is over $3 million or your annual income exceeds $300,000. You also need recommendations from five existing members. Perks include elite networking and 24/7 concierge support for those moments when you urgently need a diamond tie clip at 3 a.m.

  10. Angel's Circle
    This ultra-secretive VIP network is so exclusive, even asking what it is can disqualify you. You’ll need an invitation from a current member. And no, your Tesco club card won’t help you here.

Bonus: Social Networks for the Beautiful, Talented, and Brilliant

  1. Raya
    Often called “Tinder for the famous and creative,” Raya is a private dating app for people in creative industries. Don’t expect to get in with just pretty selfies — think Golden Globe nominations or global art exhibits. If you're lucky enough to be accepted, you might find yourself swiping right on Cara Delevingne or Elijah Wood.

  2. BeautifulPeople
    Yes, it’s here again. This beauty-exclusive dating platform made headlines in 2014 when it purged members who had “aged poorly” or gained weight. They were told they could reapply after working on themselves. Ouch.

  3. ASmallWorld
    Known as “MySpace for millionaires,” this subscription-based elite network was relaunched in 2013 with a strict cap on members — no more than 250,000.

  4. Diaspora
    Freedom, decentralization, and privacy — that’s the Diaspora motto. Built in 2010 by four students, it’s a Facebook alternative that doesn’t rely on corporate data centers. Everything is stored on locally run “pods” worldwide. Idealists and pirates, welcome.

  5. Mensa Match
    If beauty and wealth aren’t your thing, how about brains? Mensa Match is a dating feature for geniuses, available via Match.com. You’ll need to score over 130 on an IQ test to join.

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